Quote: Strumpet @ 10th April 2015, 2:27 AM BSTI am sure your passengers were pleased to get to their destination after that and in one piece.
Strumpet
Yes.
Boothferry Park.
In case you haven't heard of it -
G'day Page 2
Welcome to you .
Thanks Will Cam.
Strumpet
Quote: A Horseradish @ 10th April 2015, 8:48 PM BSTYes.
Boothferry Park.
In case you haven't heard of it -
Never heard of the place, I bet the architect didn't get any more jobs. Saying that there are some local places here that could only have been planned when the people had been very drunk.
Strumpet
Strumpers, old cobber:
---we are here to meat you---
----AND to greet you.
Yours Strumpingly!
Quote: Rico El Vista @ 11th April 2015, 8:25 AM BST---we are here to meat you---
Oooer.........
Quote: Rico El Vista @ 11th April 2015, 8:25 AM BSTStrumpers, old cobber:
---we are here to meat you---
----AND to greet you.
Yours Strumpingly!
Why thank you very much young man..
Strumpet
A welcome ditty.
There was an Ozzy called Strumpet
Who swallowed a very loud trumpet
Such that when he did speek
The loud noise he would repeat
Made his pet Emu try and hump it
Hopefully Emus sound like geese. But welcome.
Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 11th April 2015, 10:32 AM BSTA welcome ditty.
There was an Ozzy called Strumpet
Who swallowed a very loud trumpet
Such that when he did speek
The loud noise he would repeat
Made his pet Emu try and hump itHopefully Emus sound like geese. But welcome.
Thank you so much Nick,
<3
Strumpet
Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 11th April 2015, 10:32 AM BSTA welcome ditty.
There was an Ozzy called Strumpet
Who swallowed a very loud trumpet
Such that when he did speek
The loud noise he would repeat
Made his pet Emu try and hump itHopefully Emus sound like geese. But welcome.
I may be wrong but I've a funny feeling Strumpet is a She. Especially with those legs I hope so.
Yes all woman... Chappers, I didn't want to upset Nick Nockerty by correcting him.
Strumpet
Dear Strumpet,
Sorry about getting the sex wrong (feels like I'm talking to my wife) but in fairness to me, the only Australian I know is male and has the largest collection of pictures of women's legs I've ever seen. However my wife did point out that many women also like pictures of bare women's legs, so......
Of course the other reason was I was rushing (again feels like I'm talking to my wife).
Yours faithfully
NN
Oh Sweetheart don't worry about the getting the sex wrong, I am sure you have sorted it out with your wife.
All is forgiven...
Strumpet
Hello Strumpet. 
G'day A Horseradish, hows it going mate?
Strumpet
Quote: Strumpet @ 18th May 2015, 3:04 AM BSTG'day A Horseradish, hows it going mate?
Strumpet
Yeah, great thanks, Strumps.
I'm on monitoring duty tonight.
I like your ABC radio. 