[ANIMAL CASINO]

CAT BOSS: We've lost millions this week, how??

WORKER: [Shows CCTV] Here's the problem -

DOG CROUPIER: "Grey - player wins"

The pedant in me wants to point out that dogs see more than just shades of grey ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog#Vision ). They might see red as 'green' but they can still tell the difference between red and black.

Also, animals can't talk and they can't run casinos. FOR GOD'S SAKE DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!

Quote: Yacob Wingnut @ 4th March 2015, 12:54 PM GMT

The pedant in me wants to point out that dogs see more than just shades of grey ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog#Vision ). They might see red as 'green' but they can still tell the difference between red and black.

Also, animals can't talk and they can't run casinos. FOR GOD'S SAKE DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!

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There's always one

Quote: Yacob Wingnut @ 4th March 2015, 12:54 PM GMT

The pedant in me wants to point out that dogs see more than just shades of grey ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog#Vision ). They might see red as 'green' but they can still tell the difference between red and black.

Also, animals can't talk and they can't run casinos. FOR GOD'S SAKE DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!

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The manageress at my local casino is a right old Dog!!!!

That's great, I could imagine a follow up with a dog getting kickded out of the BNP

I think that's superb.

Next scene, bunch of dogs shrugging whilst looking at a dress.