Awwwwww! Love you Aaron!

Not too hard. I'm delicate, you know!

I'll be gentle!

Hope you ain't going to show him your flowers, before me anyway?

Flower arranging is on Wednesdays silly! It's chinese cookery tonight!

cookery huh! I'm a woodwork teacher!!!

Is that why your nickname is "The Woodgrinder"?

I thought it was to do with that incident outside the mother and toddlers group.

It's because I have three wooden legs and you know that full well.

I am.... I was the one who got you that treatment for woodworm.

....I thought you said you wouldnt tell any one?

Well it's all cleared up now, and I got oak implants

Bet you still have a phobia of squirrels stealing your nuts.

I dont walk around in the park stark naked any more

I told you it was no way to sell ice creams.

Hey Baby! Wanna 99!

Sorry, I don't like the look of your flake.