- Thursday 1st January 2015, 10:50am [Edited]
- Here, England
- 174 posts
I have noticed that many standup comedians these days use one liners of "jokes" to stamp their humour on your face. Unfortunately my humour is conceptual humour, it requires a lot of book reading and intelligence to undrstand, and then find mildly amusing. Which makes my humour somewhat disadvantaged on this planet.
BUT I can do "jokes" too.
I even used to do shows on the Moby boards.
These days I find it hard to tie my shoe laces, not because I am disabled in some way, but because I cannot be arsed.
Anyway, I think I should at least make an effort every now and again to write a "joke", so here is one:
I asked my son "Is the glass half full or half empty?"
He retorted "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF MY DRINK!?"