Quote: Lance Gringo @ 26th December 2014, 5:15 PM GMTMaude Flanders: Excuse me, Edna. I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!
Like it.
There are so many!
Some examples:
Agent: "Troy... ever hear of...Planet of the Apes?"
Troy McLure: "Eh, the movie or the planet?"
Or this:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_KqANzZ_YVk
Or this:
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel ! /H.J.Simpson
'English? Who needs that? I'm never going to Englland!' - Homer Jay Simpson. Comedy Gold!!!!!!!!
The Max Power Episode.
- You like Thai?
- Tie good. You like shirt?
Gets me every time.
"One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."
Very familiar I know but it comes from my favourite Simpson episode.
Deep Space Homer.
Not a quote but when homers beer pack was stuck on the live overhead wires.
He continued for hours getting a shock every time he tried to retrieve it.
A Simpsons quote search engine:
Quote: Scartledge @ 18th September 2014, 10:38 AMAs the title says... What is/ are your favourite Simpsons quote/s.
In the episode where Bart sells his soul to Milhouse:
Bart: Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they make up to scare kids, like the Boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
CJ Ramone to Monty Burns
"Go ta hell you ole bastard..."
Quote: Woozie @ 26th July 2015, 9:04 PMThe Max Power Episode.
- You like Thai?
- Tie good. You like shirt?Gets me every time.
One of my all time favourites as well.
Chief Wiggum never fails to make me laugh and one scene in particular.
Book 'em, Lou. One count of being a bear.