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So, you have won the lottery! Page 5

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ComedyGeek

  • Thursday 20th March 2014, 7:36pm
  • Wigan, England
  • 327 posts

I could start a toy business

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Nogget

  • Thursday 20th March 2014, 8:03pm
  • England
  • 6,620 posts
Quote: ComedyGeek @ 20th March 2014, 7:36 PM GMT

I could start a toy business


Why not start a real one?

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Lee

  • Thursday 20th March 2014, 8:05pm
  • Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
  • 36,350 posts

:D

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Oldrocker

  • Thursday 20th March 2014, 9:25pm
  • Near my beloved Black Country in Wolverhampton, England
  • 13,416 posts
Quote: ComedyGeek @ 20th March 2014, 7:30 PM GMT

I would hire a hangar and put cars in there


And then . . . ?

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ComedyGeek

  • Friday 21st March 2014, 3:29pm
  • Wigan, England
  • 327 posts

I should Put buses in there too

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lofthouse

  • Friday 21st March 2014, 8:04pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,939 posts

I would go into work early and leave huge cheques on the desks of all the decent people I like and fck all to the wankers who've pissed me off all these years

I would give shit loads to the RSPCA and homeless charities

Loads to family

And I'd leave a mill for myself to live on

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beaky

  • Friday 21st March 2014, 8:51pm
  • Malaga and Brighton, United Kingdom
  • 2,745 posts

To live in, surely?

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lofthouse

  • Friday 21st March 2014, 9:10pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,939 posts

Yea

And to grind my corn in

:)

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Oldrocker

  • Friday 21st March 2014, 10:16pm
  • Near my beloved Black Country in Wolverhampton, England
  • 13,416 posts
Quote: lofthouse @ 21st March 2014, 9:10 PM GMT

Yea

And to grind my corn in

:)


More bad jokes then . .

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lofthouse

  • Friday 21st March 2014, 10:27pm
  • Nowhere, England
  • 9,939 posts

Stfu you grouchy ole git!

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Steve Sunshine

  • Sunday 28th April 2019, 2:41am
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,677 posts

It's an interesting question
Does it make you think of the thing that you hold most dear, the way you would love your life given the choice
Or just how much would it cost to get someone in to stop you getting too drunk or fat or other

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Alfred J Kipper

  • Sunday 28th April 2019, 2:58am
  • Aldershot, England
  • 6,369 posts

You don't need to win the lottery to get too fat or drunk. If you try hard enough and budget sensibly anyone can get there, that's how I've done it.

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tom13WB

  • Friday 8th January 2021, 5:48am [Edited]
  • United States
  • 2 posts

And the worst thing is that, almost all those people who win lottery, simply don't know how to invest it in the proper way. Actually, there are dozens of different lotteries where you can try your luck, but I prefer Mega Sens lottery ( here: https://onepoundlotto.com/megasena ), which can guarantee that you will get fair chances/odds for a win, if only you know the right digits, hah.

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Definitely Tarby

  • Monday 11th January 2021, 3:54am [Edited]
  • 2,134 posts

Nice thread and RC was a viper. If I won the lottery I would definitely choose to remain anonymous as that would probably also bring some legal protection with it preventing media from publishing my name. That would reduce the attention I got and I would then move somewhere secret to draw up plans and get financial advice. A big problem when you go public is all the people who then start asking for help with the mortgage or a loan for a new business idea. Friends, family, strangers, colleagues...If you say no you're the bad guy.

I remember a documentary of lottery winners and there was one husband and wife who seemed such a genuine and nice couple who had worked hard to build up a nice home and even though they were never flashy when they won the lottery they said people who were once friends became nasty. It was sad because you could tell they were really hurt by it.

If I won a massive amount like £100m+ I would set up a charitable animal sanctuary. A place of healthcare, education and profitable so it outlives me by generations. Animals are our future. Treat them well and let them lead the way.