Clean comedy songs

Hi folks

Looking for a bit of help.
Trying to find as many clean comedy songs as I can, they need to be clean enough to play on the radio during the day.

Any musical comedians that have songs I could play on the radio please send them too :D

Funky Moped.

Hello John got a new motor.

There must be thousands. How far do you want to go back?

Right Said Fred, obviously. Riviera Cayf. Hello My Darlings. You Need Feet.

And very apt for your station, Donald Where's Your Troosers.

Does Tim Minchin do clean ones?

I think Mulligan & O'Hare's songs are generally clean.

Hernie, the Fastest Milkman in the West, Benny Hill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI

Bit of innuendo in there though "But Ernie got his cocoa there, three times every week" :P

All harmless fun.........

The Goons did a number of comedy songs of course:-

I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas (The Goons)

Ying Tong Song (The Goons)

A Russian Love Song (The Goons With Igor Blimey & His Romanoff Cafe Fred Players, Featuring Zym Balist On His Collective Farm)

Whistle Your Cares Away (The Goons Featuring Whistler's Mother-In-Law & Asian Flu (Duetists))

Bloodnok's Rock 'N' Roll Call (The Goons)

My September Love (Famous Eccles & Miss Freda Thing With Mr Reginald Owen & His Excrutiating Orchestra)

Bluebottle Blues (The Goons)

You Gotta Go Oww! (Count Jim Moriaty With Graveley Stephens (Pharmacological Pianist) & The Massed Alberts)

I Love You (The Goons)

Eeh! Ah! Oh! Ooh! (The Goons)

Any Old Iron (Peter Sellers Presents Mate's Spoffle Group Featuring Fred Spoons)

Bolied Beef And Carrots (Peter Sellers Presents Alfred The Grate And His Kings Of Collapso)

Plus Sellers did a number of "Songs for Swingin' Sellers" and various Beatles' spoofs.

Just in case you do want to be a "Shock Jock":-

"I'm a wanker" by Ivor Biggun (Doc Cox :P )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg9FvtS2f38

Charlie Drake - My Boomerang Won't Come Back, Mr Custer + others

Tommy Cooper - Don't Jump Off the Roof Dad

Norman Wisdom and Joyce Grenfell - Narcissus

Arthur Mullard and Hilda Baker - You're The One That I Want (spoof of Grease song)

Lonnie Donegan had a couple inc. My Old Man's a Dustman

Bernard Cribbins - Hole in the Ground

The Firm - Star Trekkin

The Chaps - Rawhide (Scottish! Very Funny)

Check these two sites out:-

http://listverse.com/2007/08/31/top-10-british-comedy-songs/

http://top10.me/top-10-old-british-comedy-songs

What about American songs? There are even more!! Try:-

Spike Jones and his City Slickers

OR

Stan Freberg

What about the entire works of Flanders and Swan?

And IIRC Mike Harding may have a few (if innuendo is fine).

Billy Connolly - In The Brownies

but if you're getting paid for this then do your own work!

Quote: faceless @ 4th March 2014, 5:44 PM GMT

Billy Connolly - In The Brownies

but if you're getting paid for this then do your own work!

Ummmm, and not much feedback yet either :(

Joyce Grenfell? Terry Scott? Tommy Cooper?

Yeah I like Terry Scott's funny songs, Cribbens, Benny Hill were all funny with great tunes. Peter Sellers' songs were funny but not so musical.

A favourite of mine from now is the superb John Shuttleworth. You've got to play I Can't Go Back To Savoury Now on your show, it's a classic.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 4th March 2014, 6:55 AM GMT

"But Ernie got his cocoa there, three times every week" :P

She nearly swooned at his macaroon

I think all of the Flight of the Conchords songs are clean.

Quote: Chappers @ 4th March 2014, 9:38 PM GMT

Tommy Cooper?

(See previous - sung to a lilting waltz rhythm)

"Don't jump off the roof Dad,
You'll make a hole in the yard,
Mother's just planted petunias,
The weeding that she did was hard,
If you must end it all Dad,
Please won't you give us a break,
Just take a walk to the park Dad,
And there you can jump in the lake."

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.......thank you very much.........