...my talent is rare and extremely hot.

I'm a 20 year advertising veteran transitioning into comedy. Through the MFA in Creative Writing at Spalding University, I've created two original sitcom pilots and one spec script for Episodes.

See you on the BAFTA stage!

Quote: The Yeti @ 14th January 2014, 4:53 PM GMT

See you on the BAFTA stage!

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Sorry, I won't be there.

Is that your own trumpet?

Hello and welcome.

Quote: playfull @ 18th January 2014, 4:47 PM GMT

Is that your own trumpet?

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Does that chat up line ever work?

Hello there and welcome

Welcome, Yeti!

Hi ! I'm new as well

Have a, I'm not sure what, but have one of these:

I've met a steam-room sasquatch,
been flogged with local fauna,
Yeti've never heard a yeti,
Blow a trumpet in a sauna!

I've met a blogging bigfoot,
a bafta prima-donna,
Yeti've never known a yeti,
poke a bunyip in the corner.

Quote: The Yeti @ 14th January 2014, 4:53 PM GMT

Like a Yeti in a sauna my talent is ../

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Entirely fictional?

With a tagline like "Like a Yeti in a sauna, my talent is rare and extremely hot" I suspect that the force is not strong in this one.

The banal "American verses British sitcoms" thread somehow manages to lower my expectations yet further.