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I remember my favourite Beatles song like it was Yesterday

I thought I could overcome my Beatles obsession. I should've known better.

What's the difference between Paul McCartney and herpes? Herpes might go away.

Yes he does seem to be here there and everywhere.

I remember reading that he couldn't keep track on how much money he was worth because his songs are always being played all over the world and the royalties just keep piling in.

I accused him of writing repetitive B-Sides. He said, It's not true, it's not true, it's not true. IT'S NOT TRUE.