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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 2nd October 2021, 3:59 PM

Well, I liked it.

I didn't *dis*like it! But it went over my head for sure.

Can't understand the clitoris. It's over my head.

I just can't put my finger on it.

What's the difference between Pontius Pilate and a masturbator? Pontius Pilate washes his hands BEFORE screaming 'Jesus'.

I have to go for a whole day without mentioning Halloween or any Spice Girl. Scary!

Gordon Ramsay has written a new TV series. It's called I Don't Give a F**k What You Did Last Summer.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 2nd October 2021, 9:05 AM

What's green, got 64 legs and excites priests? Little House on the Prairie.

Bit surreal, isn't it?! I mean, I laughed, it's my humour, but was it supposed to make sense?

Quote: a plate @ 28th October 2021, 9:25 PM

Bit surreal, isn't it?! I mean, I laughed, it's my humour, but was it supposed to make sense?

Of course not. It's Monkhouse.

Quote: a plate @ 28th October 2021, 9:25 PM

Bit surreal, isn't it?! I mean, I laughed, it's my humour, but was it supposed to make sense?

I got a laugh! Where's my diary?

Just worked out how to shit continuously. Way to go.

The trading standards will be after you.

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