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Michael Monkhouse

  • Thursday 11th February 2021, 5:01pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,632 posts

Documentary evidence that Jesus lost His virginity. Holy f**k!

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 13th February 2021, 6:25pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,632 posts

Last Valentine's Day I persuaded a toothless old man to give me a free blow job. What a sucker.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Monday 15th February 2021, 8:37am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,632 posts

I love Korean food. It's the dog's bollocks.

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Stephen Goodlad

  • Monday 15th February 2021, 9:06am
  • Mirfield, England
  • 3,995 posts
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th February 2021, 8:37 AM

I love Korean food. It's the dog's bollocks.

You should read back on this thread.... I wrote the same joke

You plagiarist.

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Monday 15th February 2021, 9:18am
  • England
  • 18,354 posts
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 15th February 2021, 9:06 AM

You should read back on this thread.... I wrote the same joke

You plagiarist.

There's nothing original about MM, the poor man's Sootyj

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Monday 15th February 2021, 9:25am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,632 posts
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 15th February 2021, 9:06 AM

You should read back on this thread.... I wrote the same joke

You plagiarist.

Coincidence.
I'd like a big Mac please. - With relish? - Mmm, I'd llliikkkee a Bbbig Maaaaaaaaaaccc plllllllleeeassssseeeee..

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 16th February 2021, 3:45pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,632 posts

What's the difference between money and a masturbator? Money might change hands.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 20th February 2021, 11:56am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,632 posts

First tribute to Pavarotti came from Berlusconi. Fair enough, he f**ked with minors too.

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gappy

  • Saturday 20th February 2021, 12:24pm
  • Oxford, England
  • 2,128 posts
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th February 2021, 11:56 AM

First tribute to Pavarotti came from Berlusconi. Fair enough, he f**ked with minors too.

Have you been working on this gag for twelve and a half years, Michael?

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 20th February 2021, 1:01pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,632 posts

It was originally Thatcher and miners. How do I do it? What's my secret? I guess we'll never know.
What's the difference between flu and masturbation? Flu STARTS with a-tishoo.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Monday 22nd February 2021, 6:07am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,632 posts

I have to do a whole routine without mentioning any Spice Girl. Scary!

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Wednesday 24th February 2021, 8:00am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,632 posts

I'm starting a Viagra business. Wanna get it up and running.