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Documentary evidence that Jesus lost His virginity. Holy f**k!

Last Valentine's Day I persuaded a toothless old man to give me a free blow job. What a sucker.

I love Korean food. It's the dog's bollocks.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th February 2021, 8:37 AM

I love Korean food. It's the dog's bollocks.

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You should read back on this thread.... I wrote the same joke

You plagiarist.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 15th February 2021, 9:06 AM

You should read back on this thread.... I wrote the same joke

You plagiarist.

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There's nothing original about MM, the poor man's Sootyj

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 15th February 2021, 9:06 AM

You should read back on this thread.... I wrote the same joke

You plagiarist.

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Coincidence.
I'd like a big Mac please. - With relish? - Mmm, I'd llliikkkee a Bbbig Maaaaaaaaaaccc plllllllleeeassssseeeee..

Overdosed on laxatives. Way to go!

What's the difference between money and a masturbator? Money might change hands.

First tribute to Pavarotti came from Berlusconi. Fair enough, he f**ked with minors too.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th February 2021, 11:56 AM

First tribute to Pavarotti came from Berlusconi. Fair enough, he f**ked with minors too.

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Have you been working on this gag for twelve and a half years, Michael?

It was originally Thatcher and miners. How do I do it? What's my secret? I guess we'll never know.
What's the difference between flu and masturbation? Flu STARTS with a-tishoo.

I have to do a whole routine without mentioning any Spice Girl. Scary!

I'm starting a Viagra business. Wanna get it up and running.