- Sunday 30th August 2020, 6:40pm
- Rotherham, United Kingdom
- 177 posts
Quote: gappy @ 30th August 2020, 4:25 PM
This is not a good joke, but on the plus side, I actually dreamt this, it might be the first time I've come up with a functioning pun in my sleep.
How did the area manager know which of their landlords had not cleaned the pub toilets?
Based purely on inn stink.
Quote: alison blunderland @ 28th August 2020, 11:21 AM
I was in a bar last night and some guy was hitting on me. I wasn't interested at first but he bought me a gin and tonic, then another, then another . . . then another. At the end of the night, he asked me if I'd like to go back to his place, so I said yes. What else could I do? He'd Schwepped me off my feet.
Quote: alison blunderland @ 30th August 2020, 11:01 AM
I'm also struggling with a difficult decision. I can't decide if I should get engaged to my boyfriend. If I get engaged, on the one hand I'll have a beautiful diamond ring to show off but on the other hand I WON'T.