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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Friday 31st July 2020, 10:55pm [Edited]
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 104 posts
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 31st July 2020, 7:55 AM

In a recent survey about what turns men on, it was discovered that kissing the nape of the neck was rated the highest.
Personally I think it's bollocks

Ha ha Like it

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 28th July 2020, 12:40 PM

During Wimbledon when Tennis balls go over into the Common
How many are recycled by the Wombles?

One ball in three.

Ha ha love it

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Saturday 1st August 2020, 7:00pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 104 posts

Alcholic American pop star Herpes Zoster has notched up 10 number one shingles

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 2nd August 2020, 11:56am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,083 posts

The thing about becoming an alcoholic is you don't realise it's happening to you. You're too pissed.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 4th August 2020, 8:46am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,083 posts

What's the differencence between news and an orgasm? Men can fake news.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 4th August 2020, 1:01pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,083 posts

Sperm thanked my doctor for curing it. He said, You're well, come.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Thursday 6th August 2020, 9:13pm
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 104 posts

Unlucky Pop Star Di Rea has had 20 number twos and she's still trying to have a number one

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 8th August 2020, 9:19am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,083 posts

I suffer from impotence and diarrhea. I need more get up and go.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Monday 10th August 2020, 8:44am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,083 posts

I said to Paul McCartney, What do you call a handjob off a prostitute? He said, It's a tug off whore.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Thursday 13th August 2020, 2:18pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,083 posts

What does an Italian say to an ex Pat in Rome? Anything he likes, c**t won't've learnt the language.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Thursday 13th August 2020, 7:39pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,083 posts

What's the difference between coronavirus and Berlusconi? Coronavirus might go away.

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Chappers

  • Friday 14th August 2020, 7:53pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 31,004 posts
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 13th August 2020, 2:18 PM

What does an Italian say to an ex Pat in Rome? Anything he likes, c**t won't've learnt the language.

Que?

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 14th August 2020, 9:11pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 5,083 posts

What do you call a Spaniard who can't locate his automobile? Carlos.

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alison blunderland

  • Saturday 15th August 2020, 11:37am
  • United Kingdom
  • 3 posts

A friend of mine is really slim and I could never work out why until one day I looked in her kitchen cupboard and found half a packet of biscuits that had been resealed with a bit of sticky tape.

I didn't know you could do that.