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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 24th April 2020, 8:04pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,657 posts

Planning to sell used celebrity tampons. Just gotta pull some strings.

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Chappers

  • Saturday 25th April 2020, 2:16pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 30,931 posts
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 22nd April 2020, 10:58 AM

What's black and white, got 72 legs and gives priests a boner? Il Collegio.

No idea what this means. Obviously lost in translation.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 25th April 2020, 5:47pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,657 posts

Il Collegio is an Italian reality show based in a boarding school. Hours of fun.

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Chappers

  • Saturday 25th April 2020, 10:10pm
  • Surreyish., England
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Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 25th April 2020, 5:47 PM

Il Collegio is an Italian reality show based in a boarding school. Hours of fun.

Oh right. Ha ha.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 1st May 2020, 9:19am [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,657 posts

What lives in a pet shop, never wears undies and can't act? Knickerless Cage.

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Tiggy

  • Sunday 3rd May 2020, 9:34pm
  • Reading, England
  • 176 posts

Whenever I tell a joke I always mess up the punchsausage.

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Rood Eye

  • Monday 4th May 2020, 9:41am
  • England
  • 3,852 posts
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 4th May 2020, 8:31 AM

Joke about Edam. Cheesy.

Joke about Cheddar - gorgeous!

PS. That's a joke for the Brits.

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Rood Eye

  • Monday 4th May 2020, 12:16pm
  • England
  • 3,852 posts

I've just taken a selfie cutting cheese into very tiny slivers. Great!

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paulted

  • Monday 4th May 2020, 7:35pm
  • 127 Inkerman Terrace, Newcastle, England
  • 602 posts

People say that I'm not very perceptive. But I just can't see it myself.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Monday 4th May 2020, 8:39pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,657 posts

Went to a blind prostitute. Didn't see it coming.

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Thief Of Bad Gags

  • Monday 4th May 2020, 9:57pm [Edited]
  • Rotherham, United Kingdom
  • 28 posts

Two six inch nails went into a pub and got hammered

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 5th May 2020, 11:24am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 4,657 posts

Skin from Skunk Anansie got reincarnated as Monday to Friday. I said, How are you? She said, Week as I am...