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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 8th February 2019, 11:46am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,886 posts

My car has a 'Baby on board' sticker so the person behind slows down. Unless it's a priest, he speeds up.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 9th February 2019, 11:23am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,886 posts

Went to a short-sighted prostitute. Didn't see it coming.

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gappy

  • Saturday 9th February 2019, 5:31pm
  • Oxford, England
  • 1,991 posts

Who's got no thumbs and a great punchline!? Err, no idea...

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 10th February 2019, 10:42am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,886 posts

They say you only appreciate something when you've lost it. What about virginity?

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 16th February 2019, 4:22pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,886 posts

My dad says his penis is larger than mine, but I rise above it.