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Michael Monkhouse

  • Thursday 21st June 2018, 4:48pm [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

Porn actress ran out of scissors. Could've cut the 'air with a knife.
Porn actress leaves no inheritance. Died without heirs.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 23rd June 2018, 11:30am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

I can't decide whether to play with myself or have a shit. It's touch and go.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 26th June 2018, 7:37pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

Scientists say they can clone 'Speed' actress 456 times. What a load of Bullocks.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Wednesday 4th July 2018, 1:00pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

My friend said, I grew up with the Spice Girls. I said, Why did you leave home?

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Chappers

  • Wednesday 4th July 2018, 3:33pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 29,739 posts

A friend of mine (genuinely) said that their new puppy had chewed the toilet seat. I said "How do you know it was him? You've got nothing to go on."

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Teddy Paddalack

  • Wednesday 4th July 2018, 4:43pm
  • Everton, England
  • 2,701 posts

Chappers you stay there and I'll get your coat for you :)

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Saturday 7th July 2018, 11:15am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his automobile? Carloss. I'm really sorry.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 15th July 2018, 3:14pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

My wife said my sense of humour is childish-cum-predictable. Ha ha, she said cum!

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 20th July 2018, 7:08pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

After 20 years in Rome, I've finally discovered a great place to work. London.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Thursday 26th July 2018, 2:41pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

I was shocked when the invisible man ejaculated. Just came out of nowhere.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Wednesday 1st August 2018, 11:48am [Edited]
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

Contest to find the most hirsute pubis. I won by a hair.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 3rd August 2018, 2:55pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

Opportunity for passive anal. Could be my big break.

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Will Cam

  • Sunday 5th August 2018, 7:03pm
  • England
  • 7,833 posts

Barry Chuckle has been allocated his grave already. It's Tomb E-2U.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 7th August 2018, 6:29pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

George Harrison is constipated, but all things must pass.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Wednesday 8th August 2018, 4:27pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,915 posts

I can't decide which garden to pooh in, so I'm shitting on the fence.