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My mother says, You are what's inside you. Which makes her a complete dick.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 19th May 2017, 11:40 AM

My mother says, You are what's inside you. Which makes her a complete dick.

Laughing out loud Classic Monkhouse. :)

Would "massive dick" be better?

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