I have two penises. I like one as it is generous, but the other - it's just not my kinder thing.

Pete Burns - his heart went Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom .. until it didn't..

He'd forgive me for that one as I bought his records - great singer/showman.

Vandals burnt my house down. - Arson fire? - Yes, and the rest of me.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ 25th October 2016, 10:57 AM

Pete Burns - his heart went Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom .. until it didn't..

He'd forgive me for that one as I bought his records - great singer/showman.

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Sad about Pete Burns. - Dead or Alive? - F**k off.
After that joke his body will be spinning in his grave right round baby right round.

Quote: Frankie Rage @ 25th October 2016, 10:57 AM

Pete Burns - his heart went Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom .. until it didn't..

He'd forgive me for that one as I bought his records - great singer/showman.

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After his heart attack, medics attempted to revive him but were unable to bring him round, round, baby, right round.

When the waiter gave Aggie a framed photoe, she realised the importance of diction when asking for a pitcher of lemonade.

I ate a dynamite sandwich and it blew my socks off. I had a date with Miss Dynamite and she blew.

DIY stores.. Homebase is okay and I quite like B&Q as well.. but you can't hold a candle to Wickes.

I said, Doctor, I'm impotent. He said, What's up?

Chocolate makes you impotent, well according to Willy Wonka.

27/10/16 : In the news today, 'National Sperm Bank Stops Recruiting'.

Apparently they couldn't get enough men to come forward..

You couldn't make it up..

That'll stand for some time..

I read, 'Libya: 5000 men ready to enter.' I thought, That's not Libya - it's George Michael.

I asked the electrician to fix my plug, he re-fused.

Some women are so dependent on masturbation they refuse men. It's a-dick-shun.

Michael Hutchence seduces some dough. He says, I'll knead you tonight.