The men have man holes to go down but how do female sewerage workers get to work?
The Council H&S closed down our establishment as we had no locks on the toilet doors however as I explained to their inspector, we never had any shit pinched..
The toilet was heavily used at the 'Aces High' poker club and was getting very smelly - it'd had a Full House but hadn't had a Flush all day..
How many holes are there on a golf course? 18, and an unlimited number of arseholes.
Here it is Frankie.
So it is.. that's a relief as there is so much kwality in this thread it'd be such a pity to lose it! 
Shock horror as Taylor Swift ends a relationship.
She's been through more boys than a catholic priest.
It just goes to show that they are different than we are [ref. todays BBC News]
When Mike (Sports Direct) Ashley "unloaded his wad" in front of Security Officers it was full of £50 notes.. lummee!
Quote: Nick81 @ 7th September 2016, 4:34 PMShock horror as Taylor Swift ends a relationship.
She's been through more boys than a catholic priest.
I probably wrote this before but:
Taylor Swift's We are Never Ever Ever getting back together, hailed as a feminist Anthem. Shame cos that line was written by her legs.
DNA confirms cause of 1665 London's Great Plague [BBC News]
Yes that's right, after 350 years they have been able to confirm it was some bacteria type thingy after all. Yes it was. What a relief..
Geri Halliwell outdoes herself again: 'The great thing about Spice is we destroyed stereotypes. As a woman, you were always compartmentalised. They see one characteristic and that's all you are. We're complex and refuse to be viewed on the basis of just one superficial aspect.' That's right, Ginger. I'm sure Sporty, Scary, Posh and Baby will bear this out.
I'm sick of ramming sponges up my arse. I'm gonna throw in the towel.
Maria Kirilenko says that during her last tennis match she sprained her wrist. What a coincidence.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th September 2016, 10:30 AMMaria Kirilenko says that during her last tennis match she sprained her wrist. What a coincidence.
This and the towel joke have been the two best on this thread for a while. Nice one.
Choose a "Marital" video on the categories section on Porn Hub and it was just a bloke watching TV until he was sure his wife was asleep.
Quote: Nick81 @ 16th September 2016, 3:47 PMChoose a "Marital" video on the categories section on Porn Hub and it was just a bloke watching TV until he was sure his wife was asleep.
Choose a "Marital" video on the categories section on Porn Hub and it was just some soldiers that came in the wrong order.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 15th September 2016, 10:30 AMMaria Kirilenko says that during her last tennis match she sprained her wrist. What a coincidence.
Deuce? I just did.