- Monday 8th August 2016, 1:08pm [Edited]
- London, United Kingdom
- 5,495 posts
There was a guy at an open window just as a piano was falling from a balcony directly above.. I told him he should look out!
My hairdresser just replaced all his scissors from a 'bargain basement' on ebay. He got them for a snip.
Managed to cancel the appointment for my circumcision - just before the cut-off.