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My mate says after a year with me he's a wanker too. Glad it's rubbed off.

When ever I do standup I write a joke on a card and put it in my attache case.
Jest in case I need it

Which comedian eats crops on fences? Rye on Stiles... Is that Spelt right? Amaizeing.

Imagine what the world would be like if we were ruled by Brussels.
I don't even like them on my Christmas dinner.

I'm far too easily distrac

I believe in déjà vu. I was watching Mel C's I Want Candy video and I got a boner: I thought, I'm sure this has happened before. (Cumback.)

My new business venture is making concrete aeroplanes.
It'll never take off.

A total stranger came to my house and grabbed my package. That's the last time I answer the door naked.

Quote: NateSean @ 2nd June 2016, 8:59 PM BST

A total stranger came to my house and grabbed my package. That's the last time I answer the door naked.

A total stranger came to my house and grabbed my package. That's the last time I answer the door naked.

You obviously never learn from your mistakes.

Quote: Chappers @ 2nd June 2016, 9:19 PM BST

You obviously never learn from your mistakes.

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More controversy from Cincinnati as they fill their empty gorilla enclosure with a small angry dog, it's a Shit zoo.

I don't trust teens. Always trying to pull a fast one.

Just found out that 'Hokey Cokey' means 'cum on my tits'.
In out, in out and shake it all about.

Muhammed Ali showed women how to become celebrities. Get regular poundings in the ring.

How do you eat a big chunk of cheese without choking?
Caerphilly.