I do love hearing a concert on a cruise ship, but whenever I ask to hear a "a band on ship"

everybody goes overboard.

I love candles. They're wicked.

I went for a walk in my underpants.
They're MASSIVE!

I'm sick of this in / out debate
they're just f**king belly buttons after all.

I don't agree with selling condoms. But on your head be it.

I got a bad throat, so I went to the undertakers to get measured.
I had a coffin fit.

Quote: Sam Goetzee @ 1st May 2016, 4:24 AM BST

I'm sick of this in / out debate
they're just f**king belly buttons after all.

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I'm sick of this in/out debate. Why can't they just enjoy the hokey-cokey?

Last night I picked up a hot chick in a bar.
She said "Put me down, asshole!"

I saw a documentary about the use of a tampon. It was absorbing.

The in / out debate
Real life dilemas of the indecisive agoraphobic.

In/Out debate. Swing doors.

In/Out de bait .. A new style of fly for trout fishing.

The In/Out debate is a pig of an argument; so Cameron's in.

Doctor prescribed 5 pills a day, but the pharmacy computer made a typing error.

So now I am drinking 5 Pils a day... Hic!

Which comedian's house had fewer entrances? Less Doors-on.