UKTV Gold Christmas Cracker Joke Competition Page 12

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Rood Eye

  • Wednesday 5th December 2018, 10:39pm
  • England
  • 823 posts
Quote: Jeremy Dillon @ 5th December 2018, 10:15 PM

The winner and runners up have been informed in the last couple of days but have been sworn to secrecy.

Bastards! I was looking forward to a hamper! :O

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Will Cam

  • Wednesday 5th December 2018, 10:57pm
  • England
  • 7,787 posts
Quote: Jeremy Dillon @ 5th December 2018, 10:15 PM

The winner and runners up have been informed in the last couple of days but have been sworn to secrecy.

Are you one of them JeremyUnimpressed

Quote: Rood Eye @ 5th December 2018, 10:39 PM

Bastards! I was looking forward to a hamper! :O

I was a runner up in 2016. I wasn't sworn to secrecy, but the hamper was very nice. I never opened the crackers:D

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Jeremy Dillon

  • Wednesday 5th December 2018, 11:14pm
  • Chesterfield, England
  • 48 posts

Yes I'm one of the six runners up but I've not been told which of my jokes was chosen. Having looked back at my submissions I would say half were not very funny and the other half could possibly cause offence so I'm very interested to see which joke ticked all the boxes.

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Will Cam

  • Wednesday 5th December 2018, 11:24pm
  • England
  • 7,787 posts

Well done Jeremy.

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Steev

  • Thursday 6th December 2018, 9:32am
  • England
  • 29 posts

Well done to Jeremy. Commiserations to the rest of us.

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BTF

  • Friday 7th December 2018, 7:51am [Edited]
  • United Kingdom
  • 251 posts

Well done Jeremy!

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Friday 7th December 2018, 12:25pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,791 posts

There was one year when I wasn't rejected. It was when I didn't send anything.

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GAP1

  • Saturday 8th December 2018, 1:04pm
  • Wales
  • 44 posts

Many congrats Jeremy

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BTF

  • Saturday 8th December 2018, 5:50pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 251 posts
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 7th December 2018, 12:25 PM

There was one year when I wasn't rejected. It was when I didn't send anything.

:D

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Sunday 9th December 2018, 11:08am
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,791 posts
Quote: BTF @ 8th December 2018, 5:50 PM

:D

Gotta think positive.
As I wrote before: rejection hurts, but each rejection is one step closer. To the next rejection.

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Michael Monkhouse

  • Tuesday 11th December 2018, 12:57pm
  • Eternal City, Italy
  • 3,791 posts

What does Donald Trump do after he pulls a cracker? Pays her off.
What's the difference between the Love Island villa and the stable where Jesus was born? The stable has had some wise men in it.
Yes, and why did the man cross the road?
I know it's about new slants on old jokes, but please...

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Will Cam

  • Tuesday 11th December 2018, 1:03pm
  • England
  • 7,787 posts

I don't remember seeing any of those on the twitter feed.

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beaky

  • Tuesday 11th December 2018, 3:30pm
  • Malaga and Brighton, United Kingdom
  • 2,360 posts

Very high standard - the Trump joke a worthy winner.
What a strange prize - £1,500 towards the cost of a holiday? Why not just give the cash?