..so, ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together.. ..and pray the next act won't be as painfully crap as you all assume.
Hello.
I was supposed to introduce myself..
Welcome to the site, Elk.
Welcome to BCG! 
Welcome! I'd like to go to Sweden some day and see the lovely lakes and the wonderful telephone system. Has you sister ever been bit by a moose?
Welcome to the Club. 
What sort of comedies do you like? 
Welcome To BCG Enjoy Your Time Here
Hi Seltzy!