Are Capability Brown & Lazzard one and the same?

More importantly Rexer sounds like one of the bumpkins who lives behind the cold frames.

Not sure but he did apply for incapability benefit. And has a substantial hedge fund.

I refuse to fund disabled hedges, let them work with Rexer.

I cannot understand what you guys are actually talking about. But I really don't want to try anymore.

Its an idea for a sitcom.

Don't worry Rexer, am just talking gibberish.

I am starting to suspect that Rexer may have four paws, it would explain both the name and the antics.

Wow, you two are unreal. I'm starting to have a clinical fascination in both of you. It's like you've developed a kind of online double act that is practically unintelligible to anybody else but that you both believe is a killer act.

I'm now starting to enjoy it. It's like meeting an online David Brent or Michael Scott.

At this point any act of killing should be considered to be one of mercy.

Please just one more one liner that's not funny before I go and do something useful with my time.

You know you want to!

Who is Michael Scott?

Technically that's more of a question than a one liner but it'll do.

Have a nice day!

It's alright Rexer I Googled it.

It's uphill gardener, you idiot!

Damn, I have been out of television for too long!

Do you actually want a script or an idea?

If we won't be the writer what would be the point of submitting a script?