- Thursday 7th March 2013, 6:19pm [Edited]
- 638 posts
A teenager has confessed to eating half a stick of deodorant every day. Well, that's one way of beating bad breath.
Richard Wilson - gay? I don't believe it!
I can't believe they're putting Jesus on Easter eggs! I mean, what's he got to do with Easter?
I think we all need to Keep Calm and Boycott Amazon.
It's true - British children are 'babied' by their parents. Especially during the first twelve months.
Anything that benefits tourism is fine by me.
The Queen's cancelled a trip to Swansea. I never had her down as a Bradford City supporter.
Rats used to be so cute and adorable... until we taught them how to mind-read!
I wouldn't steal my ex-boyfriend's sperm from a laboratory. I'd pay him a booty call instead.
Someone once wielded a broomstick on my doorstep. Thankfully, it was just the cleaner.
If the troubled family scheme's working - then how come most of the troubled families aren't?
To any Greeks listening - be warned - getting the Parthenon Marbles back isn't gonna be child's play!