Carpets - no need for polishing.

Lollypops or lollypop ladies?

Quote: Loopey @ February 14 2013, 10:23 AM GMT

It was a one word answer originally. Or rather a one picture answer.

Well we need something to do between embroidery and afternoon tea.

To get the thread back on track - UK

Carpets or wood flooring?

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Only joking.

Quote: chipolata @ February 14 2013, 10:28 AM GMT

Carpets - no need for polishing.

Lollypops or lollypop ladies?

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Lollypop ladys.

Downhill or slalom?

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ February 14 2013, 10:41 AM GMT

Only joking.

Lollypop ladys.

Downhill or slalom?

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I know you were joking

Slalom

Seesaw or slide

Seesaw!

Although if alone, slide.

Bitten on the finger by a fox or face ripped off by a dog?

neither

Toliet or sink

Toilet - unless it's just a piss.

Corn or Blister?

Corn, nicer with butter.

Palestine or Israel?

Palesrael where two nations can live together and love the baby Jebus

Dick or Dom?

Dom.

Pizzas or burgers?

Pizza (Express)

Apple or Android

Anidroid

Karl or Ricky

Karl

Nut or Bolt

Bolt.

Penn or Teller?

Teller

Beef or Horse

Horse

Tom or Jerry