Sir, yes sir!

How much is the Unobtainium, late, late, late deadline package (with feedback)?

My 3 years in the making, high-brow, socio-political satire on the Clegg/Cameron partnership, cleverly titled "Too Daft C***s in an Office" is, I think, sort of finally ready, nearly.

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How much is the Unobtainium, late, late, late deadline package (with feedback)?

My 3 years in the making, high-brow, socio-political satire on the Clegg/Cameron partnership, cleverly titled "Too Daft C***s in an Office" is, I think, sort of finally ready, nearly.

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(Adopts Dr Evil pose) One million dollars.

Or you could wait until next year. There's always next year, Sean. Ah, dear Sean.

Why look to the future when you can just dwell on what could have been?

So how go the deliberations Simon and Declan? All sorted or are you torn between some fine, fine scripts?

Any zombies this year?

Beachwear zombies perhaps?

Hi guys

We're just crossing the Ts and dotting the Is.

We'll have the results for you by 23.59 tonight.

Cheers, Declan and Simon

Great! Hold on, this is too easy. Which timezone are you in?

To all bronze entrants:

We're going to announce the scripts that we'll be working with this year, and we'll make sure that you get your critiques by midnight on Sunday (June 2nd).

We're still finalising our choices, but we're on course for midnight tonight.

After 185 entries this year, we've finally whittled them down to the ones that we want. Thanks to everyone who entered this year, we hope you enjoyed the process.

The 8 sitcoms that we've long listed and will be working on in order to narrow down to our short list of four for the showcase are:

Fletcher Mallard Chris Tindall
Rounder Records Neil Tollfree
Charvers Mark Smith
Skidmore James Crookes & Christian Hawksworth
Buck Knightly Colin McQuaid
Girlband Susannah Adele, Lucy Barnett and Carly Sheppard
2-1 Alan O'Brien
Occupy Fitzrovia Nathan Robinson

The 24 that we'd like to commend and came runners-up are:

The Lab Lee Pedzisz
Ushers Scott Rutherford
Demeddlers Judgement Dave
Stage 30 Gemma Bond
Paps Steve Hudson
Multiplex Simon Craig
Chuggers Kate Smurthwaite
Spies Like Him Colin Garrow
Einstein's Fridge Matthew Hurst
Flick Of The Wrist Colin McQuaid
Roy Richards - Lethal Gardner Cynthia McHale-Hendricks & Eoin Carney
Caged Birds Sarah Page
Leftovers Chloe Pitts
The Urban Aztec Michael Gibney
Proofing Chris Allsop
All The Fun Of The Fair Alan O'Brien
Strict Liability Christopher Simmonds and William Turner
Meadow View Ian Clarke
3 Ticks and a B Bethan Story
Having It All Rupert Haigh
Inconvenience Morris Rees
Something New Richard Ash
Jam Stephen Abbott and Danny Malone
Legal Privilege Jennie Oborne

The commended runners-up will be receiving their one-page bullet point feedback in the next week.

We'll be re-opening the feedback option so if anyone wants a more detailed written crit then that option should be available over the next 48 hours.

Congratulations to the winners, we'll be in touch very soon.

Cheers, and thanks again for your interest, time, energy, words and for investing in yourselves.

Declan and Simon

Good job everyone involved.

Well done to the final 8, nice work to the runners up. I'll take that commendation and run with it!

But only as far as my bed, for it is late.

Thanks Sitcom Mission! See you soon!

Holy Balls! Rounder Records is me!

Right, who wants to go clubbing? No? Oh alright then

No chance of being able to get to sleep so for the next hour or so, so will be dancing round the living room to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEMaQknkPk4

Get in!

So close... Roll on next year. Cheers you buttery biscuits and best of luck to the top 8!

I'm so happy I could literally cry! Honestly, it's just such an amazing feeling. I'd like to thank my Mum for raising me- to be the writing genius that I am. I'd like to thank God & my saviour, the lord Jesus Christ. Lastly, I'd like to thank Simon Wright & Declan Hill for inspiring me in such a way that I can only describe as...

... hold on... Sorry, just re-read the list. Runner f***ing up???

Are you taking the Buttery Biscuit piss????

Chris, forget next year. Grow a pair mate! I'll meet you at Farringdon station on Wednesday evening. Bring the knuckle duster. I repeat... KNUCKLE! Not feather. I'm not having this punch up go tits-up like the last one you turned up at. More Kray than Dodd this time around, alright fella?

And this is what happens when you let people in from the wrong side of town.