Crap job of the day

Because I keep coming across the damned things and they should have a thread of their own.

This job is strictly not for wankers.

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Out of interest do they always go with the lowest bidder on these things or do they actually look at your CV?

They always look at your cv, quite often its the highest bidder.

The lowest bidder usually can't speak english and is too busy hijacking yachts to edit properly.

You couldn't write it!

Are you saying YOU couldn't write it or that you couldn't make it up? ;)

Quote: Tuumble @ October 24 2012, 10:49 PM BST

Are you saying YOU couldn't write it or that you couldn't get it up? ;)

How bloody rude!

Sadly, I think all the above apply.

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avent236 | Laurence Harbor, New Jersey, United States

Dear Sir or Madam,
Thank you for your interest in my post!
Biblical scholars speculate that America is referred to in Holy Scripture in Daniel 7:4, seeing that the Eagle's Wings that separates from the Lion (Great Britain) stands for America.
Earlier in the Book of Daniel, the prophet explains that the dream of Nebuchadnezzar in Daniel 2, he interprets that there are ten great kingdoms that
will be on the earth before the Apocalypse. The last kingdom that will be on the Earth before Christ's 2nd Coming will be one represented as iron mixed with clay. This combination of iron and clay is prolific in the Bible (cf. Ezekiel 22:20, Daniel 7:4, Daniel 7:7).
The word in Hebrew for "mixed" (as seen in "iron mixed with clay") is m'arav. The word for "west" in Hebrew is "ma'arav". The words are spelt the same because the Masoretes didn't put the vowels in Hebrew words until the 7th century After Christ. The words in Hebrew for mixing and the West are the same. This is because the Sun rises in the East and the light will mix with the darkness in the West dispersing it. Therefore, if one looks at the Book of Revelation Chapters 17 and 18, this last kingdom of iron and clay will have an economic and religious impact in the world. Scholars say that "iron" represents America and Democracy, whereas "clay" represents Islam and Communism/Totalitarianism.
One cannot fail to recognize that America has been trying to transpose democracy in Islamic nations that were once in the grasp of dictatorships and great rifts have been occurring, that has been causing waves throughout the entire world.
I want a book to be written, of at least 150 pages in three to four months times that looks at the situation which began with the Arab Spring (AD 2008) to the present day, looks at America's foreign policies in regards to economics and religion, all through the optic of these prophecies from the Holy Bible.
For anymore information please feel free to ask.
In Christ,
Anthony

Desired Skills

Ghostwriting, Legal Writing, Non-Fiction Writing, Academic Writing, Creative Writing

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Good luck with that.

Quote: Tuumble @ October 30 2012, 11:11 AM GMT

We are a professional gutter cleaning business using a high powered gutter vacuum to remove all of the leaves, silt and muck from the gutters

Job Description:
We're looking for a Blogger to create keyword-rich content to keep our audience engaged and returning to our website.

Good luck with that.

Now that ones an interesting challenge...