- Friday 31st July 2020, 9:02am
- Eternal City, Italy
- 5,749 posts
Melanie C says, 'I can't wait for you to hear my new album.' Come round and deliver it personally then, you lazy cow. You've got more free time than me and are considerably more energetic, plus I hardly think Easyjet to Rome is gonna break your bank. I am perfectly willing to pop round your place and showcase my hilarious jokes about pedos.