- Saturday 8th September 2012, 4:11pm
- 51,287 posts
Whacky comics. Hey I'm a banana, antelope, neeuurrgggh! (gurns at audience and waggles bum) my mum was a mince pie.
F**k off you c**t and tell some jokes.
Excessively cheery we're all girls together comics.
Hey who here menustrates? Come on fellas every one menustrates! Don't you hate finding rabbit poo in your maltesers? Because you're cuddling mr snuggles whilst eating a bag of maltesers because you're boyfriend called you fat and then you had to have a big cry. Any one here menustrate? I'm mad me!
Hypnotically dull comics who robotically tell one joke after another.
knock knock whos there
the reason the chicken crossed the road
to talk to a doctor about why it thought it was a pair of curtains
and if it didn't pull its self together it could see who was knocking on its door