Live from KI (summer shorts) - call for one-liners

Dear all, we've decided to keep up the momentum on Live from Kirrin Island and record one or more Kirrin Island: Summer Shorts before the next full-on Live from KI episode in the Autumn (more details when I have them - including a call for sketches from BCG). The "shorts" will remain topical in nature and so this is a call for topical one-liners from BCG members who'd like to contribute. Please do :) You know the drill, but if not check out the "KI: One-liners" thread in critique (which will hopefully now die off). All material used will be credited "on air" and online. Brooklands Radio are keen to broadcast any further episodes including the shorts. And I've calculated that at continuing rates of downloads, Live from KI is playing continuously - 24/7 - which is great because it's 100% BCG effort and achevement It's also playing in the middle east - think about that before you insult the Taliban again, BCG writers!!

Please post them up in the existing single KISS: One-Liners thread on critique.

The first of the shorts will be recorded on Saturday 21st July (two weeks) so provisional closing date is Thursday 19th July. 

Thanks everyone,
Alison