Peterborough FM Jokefest - your theme is ANIMALS

For those who don't know (or had forgotten) the Pleasuredome Pick'n'Mix is a two hour show on www.peterborough.fm on Saturday evenings. Over the last few months we've done BCG jokefests on 'Time', 'School/Education' and 'Moving House'. Here are the first two...

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The next themed show will be between 8:00pm and 10:00pm on Saturday the 7th July and I'm after material based on the subject of...

ANIMALS (chosen by Michael Monkhouse)

I'm looking only for emailed gags and one-liners (no recordings) simply because it makes it easier to edit.

The deadline for submissions is by the end of Sunday 1st July and should be sent to pleasuredome-pfm@hotmail.co.uk or PMd to me on BCG. I'm afraid I can't offer payment but it is at least a chance to have your material read out on air - you will of course be name checked in the show itself. Please tell me if you want to be credited with your actual or forum name.

I want to give everyone a chance so my aim is to include one joke per BCGer. I can't promise to include everyone every time but I shall do my best. I took a couple of liberties with the material in the last show with a few minor rewrites but I'd rather get agreement between me and the writer. For that reason I need to leave a week before transmission to get it all sorted out.

What you should all know is that the audience numbers have risen sa fair bit in recent weeks and I've got confirmed listeners from mainland Europe, the USA and Australia so it will be a chance to be heard around the woeld.

If you'd like to hear the upcoming show take a look the show page on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/273114452795690

If you have any questions then just ask away...

These are always great and recommended! As I said to the lady of the night, mine are off already.

OK, I've had submissions from 3 people so far - any more for any more? This is your chance to have your gags broadcast across the world.

Here's one that I've written that was subject to no quality control whatsoever...

My friend Robin told me the Inland Revenue had sent him a tax rebate after he exported his cattle herd to Israel.
He told them, "Holy Cow, VAT Man!"

*heads towards EXIT door...

Had looked at the closing date wrong! Will have a go today.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ June 30 2012, 11:44 AM BST

Had looked at the closing date wrong! Will have a go today.

Yes, everyone has got until midnight tomorrow night to get your submissions in.

Some good stuff turning up waiting for me to let it down by giving a poor performance. :)

I've just submitted a few jokes.

Thanks people - some good stuff coming through :)

OK, we've got 10 BCGers in this time - well done everybody!

I'll be playing the feature at around 9:45pm tomorrow night (Saturday) but the show starts at 8:00pm - tune in at www.peterborough.fm and click the 'listen online' link.

Follow all the show chat on Facebook here: https://www.facebook.com/events/360639914004896/

Great show Tuumble...like the 'baboom tish' after each joke :)

Enjoyed the show! Some cracking gags in there!

Thank you Sir! I'm looking forward to the next one already.

Excellent work again.

Here's the link for the podcast - http://www.podcast.canstream.co.uk/pacouk/index.php?id=4580

Thanks people - about 45 minutes in if I recall. :)