Jimmy Savile on HIGNFY - was this a HOAX? Page 6

What do you call an alleged paedophile wearing a tracksuit and walking an angry looking dog?

Jimmy Chaville.

What do you call a street full of alleged paedophiles and suits?
Jimmy Saville Row

What do you call an alleged paedophile who likes thick, salty meat extracts?

Jimmy Bovril.

What do you call 3 alleged paedophiles in a row?

Jimmy Several.

What do you call an alleged paedophile who drools quite a lot and is a part-time mafiosa?

Jimmy Saliva.

Whose the worlds most polite alleged paedophile?

Jimmy Civil

Quote: sootyj @ September 30 2012, 11:14 PM BST

Whose the worlds most polite alleged paedophile?

Jimmy Civil

:D

What's the best sore cock relief after a celebrity girls school visit?

-Jimmy Savalon

Which late paedophile might be appearing in an upcoming Superman movie?

Jimmy Henry Cavill.

What a surprise that Saville supposedly abused young girls. You'd never have believed it would you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Langham! At least this prick is still alive and ready to be judged again, which he will be, and let's hope he's still not in the comedy business.

Christopher "Chris" Langham (born 14 April 1949) is an English writer, actor and comedian. He is most famous for playing MP Hugh Abbot in BBC Four sitcom The Thick of It and as presenter Roy Mallard in People Like Us, first on BBC Radio 4 and later on its transfer to television on BBC Two, where Mallard is almost entirely an unseen character. He subsequently created several spoof adverts in the same vein. He also played similar unseen interviewers in an episode of the television series Happy Families and in the film The Big Tease. He is also known for his roles in the TV series Not the Nine O'Clock News, Help, Kiss Me Kate and as the gatehouse guard in Chelmsford 123. In 2006, he won BAFTA awards for The Thick of It and Help.

On 2 August 2007 Langham was found guilty of downloading indecent images of children from the Internet, and not guilty of six counts of indecent assault. He was sentenced to ten months in prison on 14 September 2007. On 14 November 2007, he won an appeal against the length of his sentence and was released after serving three and a half months...

3 months? I would have cut the mother f**ker's balls off!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Langham

Quote: Chappers @ October 1 2012, 11:06 PM BST

What a surprise that Saville supposedly abused young girls. You'd never have believed it would you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you knew why didn't you say something?! You're worse than the BBC and the Hitler combined!

Quote: Nigel Ball @ October 2 2012, 12:03 AM BST

Chris Langham!

Erm, wrong thread?

Quote: Nigel Ball @ October 2 2012, 12:03 AM BST

3 months? I would have cut the mother f**ker's balls off!

Thank God you don't hold a position of power then.

Quote: Nigel Ball @ October 2 2012, 12:03 AM BST

Chris Langham! At least this prick is still alive and ready to be judged again, which he will be, and let's hope he's still not in the comedy business.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Langham

Very much wrong thread.
However, for balance, also from wiki

Langham stated under oath that he had been sexually abused by a stranger as a child, and admitted having pornography to help him "work through" his own psychological difficulties which resulted, but denied being himself a paedophile ... Langham stated "My life has been ruined but my conscience is clear" and complained that the media "completely ignored" the court's "acceptance based upon all the evidence and expert opinion that I have no sexual interest in children"