Hercules Grytpype Thynne
- Tuesday 16th March 2021, 9:42am
- England
- 18,653 posts
Quote: Chappers @ 15th March 2021, 5:31 PMI wouldn't know anything about that. How do you know MM?
He's tried them all.
Quote: Chappers @ 15th March 2021, 5:31 PMI wouldn't know anything about that. How do you know MM?
He's tried them all.
A guy needs a hobby.
I must be the best looking guy in the world. How else do you explain it - all these beautiful women who not only know about me but take the trouble to open a Facebook account and log on just to track me down and ask for my friendship? My personal favourite, 'I'm desperate for sex tonight.' Well you pay me then.
An email supposedly from Argos.
We have been T-rying to contact you. You have won. Click He-Re.
Telephone call telling me I had been using my internet for illegal purposes and would be cut off within the hour and fined in court.
I must stay on the line and turn my computer on to receive a file from them that will block the illegal activity.
I asked Shelia (a nice Indian lady) what was the nature of the illegal activity.
I or someone with access to my computer has downloaded porn.
She said BT take this very seriously. I said I am not with them, I am with Virgin.
BT control all internet? Oh.
How can ths be, I don't own a computer. Just tv and phone with Virgin.
Line dead.