4 reasons why Mumsnet is a steaming pile of shit

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Gokkun

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 2:19pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 47 posts

Recently, the Mumsnet message board has been fawned over by politicians. I decided to investigate the website and discovered that it is a steaming pile of shit.

Here's why:

1) It's full of hypocrites

If you were to post a thread on Mumsnet saying, "I think my husband is spying on my emails, what should I do?" - I guarantee that you will get multiple responses saying "Ring Women's Aid ASAP".

However, if you were to post a thread saying "I think my husband is having an affair, what should I do?" - you would inevitably get multiple responses explaining how to track his movements and hack into his email account.

Additionally, Mumsnet members routinely advise women on the site who confess to infidelity, not to tell their husbands about their actions.

2) It's full of feminazis

Mumsnet is patrolled by a large and growing cadre of feminazi harridans. These are not feminists of the "Slutwalk" variety, but rather those of the militantly anti-male and anti-sex variety.

Worse still, the Mumsnet administrators recently created a brand new, highly visible "feminism" sub-section of the site - replacing the old, discreetly tucked away "women's rights" singular forum.

3) Many of it's members want to restrict access to internet porn

Pornography is the highest form of art. Recently, lots of Mumsnet members voiced support for the government's porn-block proposals. Need I say anymore?

4) Mumsnet members have created children

Children are irritating, overrated little shits. Almost every member of Mumsnet has brought at least one child into this world.

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Gokkun

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 2:24pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 47 posts

Additionally, Mumsnet members generally refuse to use proper swear words despite the fact that the website doesn't have a swear filter. That kind of behaviour annoys the flipping feck out of me!

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lofthouse

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 2:34pm
  • Bolton, England
  • 8,814 posts

Bitches be crazy.

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Afinkawan

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 2:45pm
  • Banstead, Surrey, England
  • 2,301 posts

Pillocks on the internet you say?

Why has nobody mentioned this before?

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Gokkun

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 3:02pm
  • England
  • 47 posts
Quote: Afinkawan @ June 15 2011, 2:45 PM BST

Pillocks on the internet you say?

These particular pillocks are being allowed to dictate government policy. Eh?

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lofthouse

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 3:04pm
  • Bolton, England
  • 8,814 posts

They must have more power than the Lib-Dems then.

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Nogget

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 3:07pm
  • England
  • 6,612 posts
Quote: Gokkun @ June 15 2011, 3:02 PM BST

These particular pillocks are being allowed to dictate government policy. Eh?

But the government's is made up of pillocks anyway.

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Gokkun

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 3:10pm
  • England
  • 47 posts
Quote: Nogget @ June 15 2011, 3:07 PM BST

But the government's is made up of pillocks anyway.

But these particular pillocks don't have a democratic mandate.

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Bill Jaguar

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 3:14pm
  • England
  • 687 posts

It is all about double standards, one person can do something but another cannot.

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Afinkawan

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 3:16pm
  • Banstead, Surrey, England
  • 2,301 posts

Really? A conservative government listening to right-wing pillocks?

Wow!

Any more startling revelations?

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Natalie Of Wicks

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 3:32pm
  • England
  • 9,484 posts

Mumsnet, like many other 'fixed agenda' groups with NO FUCKING CLUE about modern politics are very dangerous. The government wrongly see Mumsnet as respresenting a large group of society, which I'm almost certain they do not. Big bunch of f**king idiots.

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Lee

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 3:36pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 36,337 posts

Well let's hope they pick up on this thread and try and get BCG banned. It's a filthy troth of whore-buggery.

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Bill Jaguar

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 3:39pm
  • England
  • 687 posts

How in a god's name can anyone say people of the internet have any say in anything? It would appear that all aren't who they appear to be and will say things merely to spite others. The government are either as stupid as clegg is or there is some sort of hidden agenda or something within Mumsnet (Skynet?) that people are missing. I know people tend to write off clandestine groups supposedly planning on ruling the world (Bilderberg group, again supposedly) but you can never rule out possible secret, probably malevolent connections.

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roscoff

  • Wednesday 15th June 2011, 3:40pm
  • Llandenny Usk, Wales
  • 7,978 posts
Quote: Leevil @ June 15 2011, 3:36 PM BST

Well let's hope they pick up on this thread and try and get BCG banned. It's a filthy troth of whore-buggery.

I look forward to the next meet up.