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sootyj

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 5:22pm
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I meant according to the legal definition, everything else is sexual assault.

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Vader

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 5:23pm
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Then the law's an ass! Surely that's institutional misandry.

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KM378

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:31pm
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This thread has got far too serious. More rape jokes please.

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Tursiops

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:33pm
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a rapist walk into a bar...

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:34pm [Edited]
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Sainsburys please take into account us dyslexics when labelling the
"pears"

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KM378

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:36pm
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How many men does it take to rape a lightbulb?

All of them. They're all potential rapists and all lightbulbs are f**king asking for it.

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Marc P

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:38pm
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Quote: Vader @ May 17 2011, 5:20 PM BST


I've seen at least 2 films where women effectively raped men! Then there was another film with a female bodybuilder who'd date men and then at the end of the night, overpower them and do them with a strap on, which I thought was rather amusing.

Plus I heard about a porn film that was banned because a man was blindfolded and another woman had sex with him.

Lastly, if the woman initiated things and went on top, and the man was too drunk to remember consenting, then that should also be considered rape. Though I don't think it'd be rape in either case.


Yes I think we see your coming from now Vader.

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BuryBob

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:40pm
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A woman runs into a police station shouting, "Grape! Grape!"

The cop says, "Don't you mean rape, ma'am?"

The woman says, "No, there were bunch of them!"

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Marc P

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:42pm
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Quote: BuryBob @ May 17 2011, 10:40 PM BST

A woman runs into a police station shouting, "Grape! Grape!"

The cop says, "Don't you mean rape, ma'am?"

The woman says, "No, there were bunch of them!"


You ever been scared Bob?

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BuryBob

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:44pm
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Quote: Marc P @ May 17 2011, 10:42 PM BST

You ever been scared Bob?


Always. And scarred. Teary

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Marc P

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:45pm
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Quote: BuryBob @ May 17 2011, 10:44 PM BST

Always. And scarred. Teary


I wasn't joking. Think about it. Making jokes about other people's fear is not good man. And I am guessing you know that.

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:46pm
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What's your best chatup line Mark?

Quote: Marc P @ May 17 2011, 10:42 PM BST

You ever been scared Bob?


For flips sake leave poor Bob alone?

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Marc P

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:46pm
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Quote: sootyj @ May 17 2011, 10:46 PM BST

What's your best chatup line Mark?

For flips sake leave poor Bob alone?


Tsk tsk!

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sootyj

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:48pm
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Never take the p out of a rapper, it'll turn 'em into a raper!

Are my jokes to assinine to be truly offensive?

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chipolata

  • Tuesday 17th May 2011, 10:48pm
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Quote: Marc P @ May 17 2011, 10:42 PM BST

You ever been scared Bob?

Uh-oh, Marc's channeling Jack Delaney again.