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Definitely Tarby

  • Monday 11th June 2018, 11:12pm
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Quote: Chappers @ 11th June 2018, 10:54 PM

Apparently Ruth Langsford said that she would take husband Eamonn Holmes to Dignitas if the time came.

What on earth is she waiting for? I'll drive them.

:D I'll cover petrol. Not so much Ruth but Eamonn has become such a smug c**t. He talks to everyone like they're gruel stained peasants. I would have to come along as well as I'm paying for petrol and am single so can then busta move on Ruth on the drive back when we have more leg room.

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Chappers

  • Wednesday 13th June 2018, 12:04am
  • Surreyish., England
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Quote: Definitely Tarby @ 11th June 2018, 11:12 PM

:D I'll cover petrol. Not so much Ruth but Eamonn has become such a smug c**t. He talks to everyone like they're gruel stained peasants. I would have to come along as well as I'm paying for petrol and am single so can then busta move on Ruth on the drive back when we have more leg room.

You'll have to wait in the queue!

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Flook

  • Wednesday 13th June 2018, 10:02am
  • Devon, England
  • 247 posts

Thats cold.
Is there a franchise in the uk

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Definitely Tarby

  • Wednesday 13th June 2018, 11:18pm [Edited]
  • South South West, England
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I don't use the C word often. Never in fact but Eamonn required it and I make no apologies for that. I'm sorry but that's just the way I am. For the record though I don't agree with assisted suicide so wouldn't go on any trip there but it makes for a great Viz story. It starts with Eamonn mentioning something to his agent about Dignitas and then unfolds with him visiting there to a free 5 star digs, a swanky meal and grossly condescending everyone until a simple admin error on his part results in tragic hilarity.

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Flook

  • Thursday 14th June 2018, 12:08pm
  • Devon, England
  • 247 posts

You're like not a fan than

Im in a silly mood
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Flook

  • Thursday 14th June 2018, 4:17pm
  • Devon, England
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How about a captions comp
No real world names of course.
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Firkin

  • Thursday 14th June 2018, 4:42pm
  • United Kingdom
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Eamonn: Why the hole ?

PA: Someone told me you had a big head.

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