British Comedy Guide

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Wheels of Fire by Cream. Just thought I'd listen to some Pete Brown lyrics.

(Old record. Lots of crackles)

Quote: Chappers @ 23rd May 2023, 12:05 PM

Wheels of Fire by Cream. Just thought I'd listen to some Pete Brown lyrics.

(Old record. Lots of crackles)

You always do with those old 78s Dave, and you might try changing the needle, tightwad. 😁

New Order - Ceremony

Four reasons Pulp's Common People is a masterpiece
1. It is total and utter f**king shit but gets compared to the Beatles.
2. Jarvis Cocker drawls, 'Well I don't see anyone else smiling round 'ere' and gets an audience worshipping him instead of kicking his head in, throwing blunt objects and screaming, 'F**k off, c**t.'
3. The observation 'Common people live like common people. People who are not common people do not live like common people because they are not common people' gets an entire generation going, 'It's true though, isn't it? It's true though, isn't it? Isn't it true? It's true though, isn't it? Listen to that, it's true though, isn't it? Isn't it true? It's true though, isn't it? Don't you agree? It's true though, isn't it? It's true, isn't it? Isn't it true? It's true though, isn't it?' instead of 'Yeah, like, DUH.'
4. Melody Maker said it is.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 1st June 2023, 8:50 PM

Four reasons Pulp's Common People is a masterpiece
1. It is total and utter f**king shit but gets compared to the Beatles.
2. Jarvis Cocker drawls, 'Well I don't see anyone else smiling round 'ere' and gets an audience worshipping him instead of kicking his head in, throwing blunt objects and screaming, 'F**k off, c**t.'
3. The observation 'Common people live like common people. People who are not common people do not live like common people because they are not common people' gets an entire generation going, 'It's true though, isn't it? It's true though, isn't it? Isn't it true? It's true though, isn't it? Listen to that, it's true though, isn't it? Isn't it true? It's true though, isn't it? Don't you agree? It's true though, isn't it? It's true, isn't it? Isn't it true? It's true though, isn't it?' instead of 'Yeah, like, DUH.'
4. Melody Maker said it is.

5. At least it isn't some lame tedious piece of shit by Lewis f**kin capaldi or Ed f**kin sheeran

https://youtu.be/tD9EbDd7wag

HHH - the picnic

"140 plum sandwiches??"

Craig Charles on Radio 6. He's been talking to Gina Yashere who was complaining about lots of white comedians playing massive shows and she hasn't. Also she is doing well in the USA but having no invitations for her work over here.

Has she considered that maybe people here don't find her funny?

True

But all the current white comedians are shit too

Madonna says her collaboration with Sam Smith will 'upset people'... Come on love, you're not that bad.

Toots and the Maytals

It's reggae weather mon

"No News" or "What Killed the Dog", 1908 recording by vaudeville entertainer, Nat Wills:

Be-bop Deluxe's second album Futurama.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 13th June 2023, 2:13 PM

"No News" or "What Killed the Dog", 1908 recording by vaudeville entertainer, Nat Wills:

Very good old chestnut, of which I've heard various versions - I wonder if this is the original?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th June 2023, 4:49 PM

Very good old chestnut, of which I've heard various versions - I wonder if this is the original?

Did you see him live?

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