The funniest ever joke ever on TV ever? Page 8

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Garry Lee

  • Monday 7th May 2012, 8:06am
  • East Kilbride, Scotland
  • 278 posts

Not Going Out

Lee: Are you looking for a job, innit? We're not all home boys looking for enuff respect. Are you looking for a job, innit? It's pathetic!

Kate: No it doesn't. It says 'Are you looking for a job in I.T.

The IT Crowd

...and this whole clip makes me laugh every time.

Denholm "Roy! I'm sorry Roy, I may be speaking louder at the moment because I'm wearing earplugs!

Roy "Why are you wearing earplugs?"

Denholm "Haha, that's right!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mqD5Rg4K9Q

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Mikey Jackson

  • Monday 7th May 2012, 10:06am
  • Worthing, West Sussex, England
  • 2,807 posts

Red Dwarf, when Holly informs Lister that the only milk the ship has left is dog's milk.

HOLLY: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Lasts longer than any other milk does dog's milk.

LISTER: Why's that, Hol?

HOLLY: 'Cause no bugger will drink it.

It gets me every time :)

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yowie29

  • Wednesday 9th May 2012, 8:55pm
  • Sheffield, England
  • 49 posts

Men behaving badly when they Gary spends all his money that he'd saved
Gary : Do you want an oyster mate
Tony : No thanks mate, they don't agree with me
Gary (pretending the oysters talking) YES WE DO. (or something to that effect, you get the gist)
Cue rolling around laughing clutching the ole sides.

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Charley

  • Wednesday 9th May 2012, 10:47pm [Edited]
  • HERTS, England
  • 6,839 posts

I have changed mine.
Simon from Grandma's House "I am a bit to busy to be a pedophile today"

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Monster Scum Bag

  • Monday 11th June 2012, 6:32pm [Edited]
  • England
  • 195 posts

Found this one when watching Season One of Arrested Development from episode 6. BTW George Sr. is in prison.

George Sr.: I haven't had sex in a month.
Michael: You know, you've been here two months.
(Pause)
George Sr.: It's hard to gauge time.

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Natalie Of Wicks

  • Monday 11th June 2012, 7:55pm
  • England
  • 9,484 posts

That only makes sense if you explain that he's in prison.

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 12th June 2012, 6:37pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 30,102 posts
Quote: Monster Scum Bag @ June 11 2012, 6:32 PM BST

Found this one when watching Season One of Arrested Development from episode 6. BTW George Sr. is in prison.

George Sr.: I haven't had sex in a month.
Michael: You know, you've been here two months.
(Pause)
George Sr.: It's hard to gauge time.

Even with the explanation is it funny?

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zooo

  • Tuesday 12th June 2012, 6:43pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 69,180 posts

Yes!

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jhmagic1

  • Wednesday 13th June 2012, 12:19am
  • Wales
  • 329 posts
Quote: yowie29 @ May 9 2012, 8:55 PM BST

Men behaving badly when they Gary spends all his money that he'd saved
Gary : Do you want an oyster mate
Tony : No thanks mate, they don't agree with me
Gary (pretending the oysters talking) YES WE DO. (or something to that effect, you get the gist)
Cue rolling around laughing clutching the ole sides.

"NO WE DONT"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkDcGhgYPS0

Martin Clunes looks like he really is laughing at one point.

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ May 7 2012, 10:06 AM BST

Red Dwarf, when Holly informs Lister that the only milk the ship has left is dog's milk.

HOLLY: Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Lasts longer than any other milk does dog's milk.

LISTER: Why's that, Hol?

HOLLY: 'Cause no bugger will drink it.

It gets me every time :)

Rimmer: Is that painting yours, its rubbish?
Lister:.............Its a mirror!

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Rigid Bones

  • Wednesday 13th June 2012, 7:32am
  • Paphos, Cyprus
  • 202 posts

I think this was on Not The Nine O'clock News...(in comedy "European" accent)...

Customer: I'd like to buy some deodorant please.

Chemist: Ball or aerosol?

Customer: No. Underarm.

Ha!