The funniest ever joke ever on TV ever? Page 10

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Pingl

  • Monday 15th October 2012, 8:30pm
  • England
  • 4,818 posts

It's got to be Peter Cook's one leg to few, I saw it on TV when I was kid and that cemented my interest in comedy. 'It's a lovely leg for the role Mr. Spiggot, I've got nothing against your right leg, the problem is neither have you.'

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  • Monday 15th October 2012, 8:45pm
  • Stoke on Trent, England
  • 389 posts

Victor Meldrew and his wife trapped in a shed which is surrounded by a swarm of bees.

(I'm paraphrasing here)
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VICTOR:
Maybe we should shout for help

MARGARET:
What should we shout?

VICTOR:
Oh, I Don't know, maybe send more bees?
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Sarcasm at it's very best.

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Chappers

  • Tuesday 16th October 2012, 6:03pm
  • Surreyish., England
  • 30,096 posts
Quote: Pingl @ October 15 2012, 8:30 PM BST

It's got to be Peter Cook's one leg to few, I saw it on TV when I was kid and that cemented my interest in comedy. 'It's a lovely leg for the role Mr. Spiggot, I've got nothing against your right leg, the problem is neither have you.'

Loved that one too.

Quote: enigmatic @ October 15 2012, 8:05 AM BST

Can't believe nobody's mentioned this one yet...

German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland...

Inspector: (referring to Fletcher) He's very articulate
Mackay: (without missing a beat) Yes. Like a lorry

KOCHANSKI: Oh my god, just how *stupid* am I?
KRYTEN: According to my calculations, ma'am --

And they don't get more edgy than this closer to a sketch from Chappelle's show which remarkably was loosely based on his own grandfather.
PRESENTER: In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby accepted the fact that he is a black man. And three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When we asked "Why after 19 years of marriage?" He responded, "Because she's a nigger lover."

No idea who or what Chappelle is.

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David Bussell

  • Wednesday 17th October 2012, 6:52pm
  • London, England
  • 9,943 posts
Quote: Chappers @ October 17 2012, 5:47 PM BST

43rd in the 100 greatest stand ups of all time? Sounds impressive!

;)

How are you faring in the greatest (whatever it was you did before you retired) of all time poll?

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Dave Barlow

  • Saturday 3rd November 2012, 1:01am
  • England
  • 32 posts

Really laughed at a line by Ben Harper (My family) today

Halloween special:
Abi, Roger, Ben and Susan are in the lounge
* Hear weird noises from outside
Susan: What's that noise? What if they are zombies come to eat our brains
Ben: It'll be slim pickings here

Dunno why but really cracked me up :)