Darren Pomroy spent most of the 90s as Climie Fishers bitch-in-residence, and was too friendly for my liking with a Turkish wrestler named Akim.
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Juan Kerr cracks one off over his cornflakes. He's a cereal masturbator.
Quote: Jack Massey @ August 26 2010, 2:50 PM BSTJuan Kerr cracks one off over his cornflakes. He's a cereal masturbator.
Cereal Masseybator.
Quote: David Bussell @ August 26 2010, 2:52 PM BSTCereal Masseybator.
FAIL.
David Bussell has never had a poo.
Ellie kissed a girl and liked it so much she kissed a goat, and liked it.
Gavin has forgotten his second name.
Stott is a sex machine.
Matthew Stott is in fact Matthew Stoat. He's a small furry creature who changed his name by deed poll in a pathetic attempt to gain credibility.
Soon his coat will be changing colour for winter. Its all very sad
Juan Kerr is really good at this game.
Leevil was once the filling in his own sandwich.
Leevil doesn't elaborate on peoples mistakes in an effort to help them
Juan Kerr is, in fact, his real name
Tuumble vandalised the Blue Peter gardens
The Cool Mikado listens to Val Doonican while sitting in a rocking chair in a woolly jersey smoking a crackpipe.
Timbo shot JR.