Sootyj was a type compositor on the Guardian.

Timbo regularly enjoys bukakke sessions at his local massage parlour, but it plays havoc with his skin.

Nils can't believe he's Putters

Sootyj is actually Chip from the future who's come back to stop the coming storm.

Gavin isn't actually Welsh he's from the Isle of Man and wishes he was Welsh

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Gavin isn't actually Welsh he's from the Isle of Man and wishes he was Welsh

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That's partly true. I'm actually from Bracknell originally.

Gavin is The Stig, not the fella in the papers. He rimmed Clarkson to get the gig.

Nat Wicks is a phony. She's actually my cousin Gloria from Poughkeepsie. (You actually do resemble her. tee-hee)

Andrea married, then murdered, Tim Walker for his stethoscope.

Shh, that's supposed to be a secret.

AndreaLynne once wressled a zebra. Then ate it. And had cake for desert.

Nil Putters is Lion-O.

Cheetah.

Gavin employs sex chat ladies to do his animating and pays them in lube.

Nil's been trying to copy Micky Dolenz's haircut for years. Sadly there has been little success.

Aww that would be fantastic!

Andrea does have kids, but they're not hers. Phone the police.