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Steve Sunshine

  • Thursday 29th December 2016, 9:06pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,665 posts

Frankie can draw a perfect circle on an Etch a Sketch

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George Kaplan

  • Thursday 29th December 2016, 9:41pm
  • England
  • 4,716 posts

Steve Sunshine is the proud owner of an Ian Rush duvet and pillow case set, an Ian Rush bath mat and an Ian Rush lunch box. What he doesn't know is that Ian Rush has a duvet and pillow case set, a bath mat and a lunch box all with Steve Sunshine's face depicted on them. Unfortunately the print quality on the lunch box is a bit iffy, and a few people have mistakenly thought it features Su Pollard instead of Steve, which annoys Ian immensely.

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playfull

  • Monday 2nd January 2017, 5:51pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,903 posts

George Kaplan always insists it's not really Christmas until the first Summer holiday adverts have aired on TV.

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Brian Brane

  • Tuesday 3rd January 2017, 9:32pm
  • Here, England
  • 174 posts

Palyfull was the first person to post a thread on 'How do you play Chess?', back in 1890, using a graphite pencil.
He waited over a century before he received a reply.

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playfull

  • Wednesday 4th January 2017, 9:48am [Edited]
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,903 posts

Brian Brane tells everyone that his favourite Einstein quote is -

"The singularity? Where is the point in that?"

How dare he! This is blatantly untrue as i just made the quote up myself - only a few moments ago - for this very post!

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Hercules Grytpype Thynne

  • Wednesday 4th January 2017, 11:10am
  • England
  • 17,852 posts

playfull was named after his enthusiasm for pocket billiards, but usually in other people's pockets, which he is up before the beak for his second offence - he claims he was innocently only picking pockets and not trying to do a tricky cannon shot.

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playfull

  • Wednesday 4th January 2017, 1:04pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,903 posts
Quote: Will Cam @ 21st October 2016, 1:23 PM Frankie Rage was once a parliamentary under secretary for dogging and rimming.

Dogging and rimming!? HGT told me it was 'dog rimming' - have i been doing it wrong?

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Frankie Mildly Perturbed

  • Wednesday 4th January 2017, 1:10pm [Edited]
  • London, United Kingdom
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Playfull is a known face for following young policemen around and trying to get them to arrest Val Doonican for historic sweater abuse.

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playfull

  • Thursday 12th January 2017, 3:59pm
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,903 posts

Ex MI5 operative Frankie Rage is currently on the run after leaking a dossier that claims President elect Donald Trump is in fact a Scottish Spy. Trump was apparently initially put into the field by Alexi Salmond who himself is rumoured to be a deep cover North Korean agent. The report states Trump was recently activated by his new controller Nicolai Sturgeon in a bid to re ignite the Scottish bid for independence from the UK. The report also claims that Sturgeon is in fact a double agent working for Aldi, or at least shops there.

Expert sources have rubbished the report pointing out that it was only four lines long and written in crayon. But the American CIA have taken the report seriously seriously.

In other news Vladimir Putin's chief spokesperson Julian Assangski announced Putin was taken to hospital today having literally laughed his tits off...

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Steve Sunshine

  • Thursday 12th January 2017, 8:05pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,665 posts

Playfull cannot pronounce the word Effigy which is fine because he's not interested in that sort of thing

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Will Cam

  • Friday 13th January 2017, 12:07am
  • England
  • 8,036 posts

Steve Sunshine AKA Steve Sunshine is rubbish at giving himself a pseudonym.

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George Kaplan

  • Friday 13th January 2017, 12:14am
  • England
  • 4,716 posts

Will Cam moonlights as a fish finger taster. He is directly responsible for a 2.2% rise in fish finger sales over the last 18 months.

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Frankie Mildly Perturbed

  • Thursday 19th January 2017, 3:16pm
  • London, United Kingdom
  • 5,497 posts

George has no hands (sadly) and in their place he has two 'banjolele' growths.

It is a variant of 'Formbyitis' and he is receiving treatment.

He suffers no pain but there is noticeable discomfort when he's cleaning windows.

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beaky

  • Thursday 19th January 2017, 5:42pm
  • Malaga and Brighton, United Kingdom
  • 2,744 posts

Frankie Rage is Theresa May's body double. He gave himself away today at Davos when he absentmindedly used the men's lavatories.

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Will Cam

  • Thursday 19th January 2017, 11:30pm
  • England
  • 8,036 posts

Beaky wrote a cracking new sitcom which Will Cam voted for in the preliminary vote in the BCG Awards, but it wasn't an option in the final vote.

*ooops sorry, wrong thread as that is actually true.