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Frankie Mildly Perturbed

  • Wednesday 9th November 2016, 9:28am [Edited]
  • London, United Kingdom
  • 5,497 posts

Hildegard Titweavil calls Donald Trump 'my Daddykins' and dotes on his post coital anecdotes.

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Nick Nockerty

  • Wednesday 9th November 2016, 5:39pm [Edited]
  • Greater Manchester, England
  • 656 posts

Frankie has just been sacked as Nicki Minaj's running partner for the next US Presidential campaign, due to having unfashionable trainers.

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Frankie Mildly Perturbed

  • Thursday 10th November 2016, 1:30pm
  • London, United Kingdom
  • 5,497 posts

Nick Nockerty has just replaced all his storm drains with macaroni.

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Steve Sunshine

  • Thursday 10th November 2016, 9:36pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,665 posts

When playing Cluedo Frankie insists on changing the names of all the Characters
Colonel Mustard is Moustache on a Custard, The Reverend Green is the Bogey Vicar and Captain Peacock is called the The old crazy purple prince
And anyone who uses the correct names gets actually murdered

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playfull

  • Friday 11th November 2016, 12:36am [Edited]
  • Nottingham, England
  • 1,903 posts

It was Steve Sunshine who first introduced Donald Trump to 'Sunny Delight' (The toxic drink that turns you orange not the euphemism).

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Frankie Mildly Perturbed

  • Friday 11th November 2016, 1:37pm [Edited]
  • London, United Kingdom
  • 5,497 posts

playfull is about three quarters through a course on taxidermy, so far he can say 'get stuf ' but needs to complete the course to be fully conversant in the lingo.

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Nick Nockerty

  • Friday 11th November 2016, 5:12pm [Edited]
  • Greater Manchester, England
  • 656 posts

Frankie has just failed his taxidermy exam, apparently his way of stuffing animals is illegal.

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Steve Sunshine

  • Friday 11th November 2016, 5:29pm
  • Dagenham, England
  • 14,665 posts

Nick Nockerty can do impersonations so uncanny that if you close your eyes,
He may steal your wallet

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Will Cam

  • Friday 11th November 2016, 8:06pm
  • England
  • 8,036 posts

Everyone knows that Raheem Sterling runs like a girl. What many people don't know is that Steve Sunshine won Sterling's masculinity in a poker competition from Sterling's agent Christopher Biggins.

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Brian Brane

  • Friday 11th November 2016, 8:45pm
  • Here, England
  • 174 posts

Will was once involved in a clandestine affair with Marylyn Monroes clutch bag.

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Will Cam

  • Friday 11th November 2016, 8:53pm
  • England
  • 8,036 posts

Brian Brane once played football for his local pub 'The Rapist's Safe-house'. He was injured in the first 10 minutes and heard the manager shouting for him to 'run off' the injury and carry on playing. What he didn't know was that the manager was actually shouting to the injury to 'run off' Brian Bane

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Nick Nockerty

  • Saturday 12th November 2016, 1:22pm [Edited]
  • Greater Manchester, England
  • 656 posts

Will was the promoter for the ill fated fight between Marylyn Monroe's clutch bag, and Margaret Thatcher's (led filled) handbag. Marylyn was a knockout.

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Frankie Mildly Perturbed

  • Monday 14th November 2016, 2:19pm [Edited]
  • London, United Kingdom
  • 5,497 posts

Nick's favourite book is 'What Katy did' by Enid Blyton. Nick really identifies with Katy and thinks about her all the time. What she did, why she did it and what it would be like to actually be Katy.. His other favourite 'read' is of course, 'Razzle'.

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Brian Brane

  • Friday 18th November 2016, 6:23pm
  • Here, England
  • 174 posts

Frankie Rage fought in the Great Mime wars of 2011 on the side of the Classical mimes, and lost several arms and legs during the battle to take Hampstead Heath.

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Nick Nockerty

  • Saturday 19th November 2016, 11:54am [Edited]
  • Greater Manchester, England
  • 656 posts

So Brian Brane's Avatar,
in my view has gone too far.
No person has a square face,
or no eyes; its a disgrace.
A telescope will show you,
he's on a distant plant so you
know, in my view he's gone too far.