Lee Henman likes to rub Dairylea Triangles over his breasticles and scare the lactose intolerant.

nils puts his dinkle into dairylea triangles because they remind him of wizzbit

Sooty was the voice of TIM in The Tomorrow People.

sootyj is tim from the tomorrow people!

John lucas invented fire but lost the patent

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Juan Kerr has a terrible necrotizing skin disease that can only be relieved by hammering pickled eggs down his urethra with a rubber mallet, then strutting around, going "Bok bok bok".

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sootyj kissed a girl and he liked it.

Aaron is a Communist sleeper agent.

Timbo lied to me, but he said he'd never turn on me, he lied to me. But he did! But he did!

Aaron has a robotic arm which he uses to open the "suprise" tins you get from Lidls that you have no idea what is inside.

Ellie is flat as a pancake - it is all underwiring and falsies!

Timbo discovered Botswana - it was under the bed while he was looking for his car keys

Tuumble put Cat Stevens in Osama BIN Laden

Sooty wears driving gloves for wanking.

Charley has had surgery to restore her virginity.

Timbo has actually been involved with the Human Centipede.

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Ellie puts strawberries up her fanny & pineapple rings around her nips. She is trying to be a fruitellie sweetie.