- Tuesday 2nd March 2010, 11:23am
- Wiltshire, England
- 1,762 posts
SCENE - A man running around the outside of a house with a vacuum cleaner.
WOMAN (shouting from an upstairs window) - Tony, what on Earth are you doing, my parents will be here any minute?
TONY - Well you said you wanted me to run round the house with the hoover.