British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 863

Avatar

sootyj

  • Saturday 11th February 2012, 12:19pm
  • England
  • 51287 posts

I watch so many movies that are exactly the other way round,

Avatar

Kenneth

  • Saturday 11th February 2012, 12:42pm
  • Australia
  • 4498 posts

The swimming lessons are probably the worst. There are a lot of Beijing oysters around the pool.

Avatar

Renegade Carpark

  • Saturday 11th February 2012, 1:19pm
  • England
  • 11291 posts
Quote: Kenneth @ February 11 2012, 12:16 PM GMT

I already have the burden of teaching them English, swimming and table manners.

Laughing out loud

I don't know why I find your dry wit so funny, but I do. Keep them coming Kenneth!

Anyways, back to things that piss you off -

Image

It looks like an accident at Alton Towers.

Avatar

sootyj

  • Saturday 11th February 2012, 1:21pm
  • England
  • 51287 posts

It's the first stage of Cotter World London, it's the Spicer Life Rollercoater of misfortune

Avatar

Rooface

  • Saturday 11th February 2012, 1:28pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 11156 posts

Really pissed off.

Woke up really late as I could not get to sleep at all last night until 2am thanks to a bouncing pup.

When I did wake up, found I have a temp, upset stomach, and glands bigger that Mercury.

Missed bidding on something I really badly wanted on eBay. It went for 99p, I threw my mail across the room.

Discovered a parcel I'm waiting on hasn't even been sent yet and it's all looking suspect over if I'm going to get it at all.

The house looks like Beirut.

My face is still red.

The fridge was raided in the middle of the night by the snack fairy (My Father) so got to do a shop.

Going back to bed.

Avatar

zooo

  • Saturday 11th February 2012, 1:30pm
  • England
  • 68415 posts

That grey spiral bit better be a slide.

Avatar

reds

  • Saturday 11th February 2012, 1:37pm
  • Australia
  • 2625 posts

People who get cranky because you ask them not to call you early in the morning about something that can wait a few hours.

Avatar

Rooface

  • Saturday 11th February 2012, 2:14pm
  • United Kingdom
  • 11156 posts

To add to my list, the fire alarm going apeshit because you are trying to make toast.

Avatar

James Cotter

  • Saturday 11th February 2012, 4:36pm
  • Exeter, England
  • 1587 posts
Quote: Kenneth @ February 8 2012, 12:15 PM GMT

Not true. James Cotter at age 20 is almost the next Ray Winstone, apart from the boxing career.

:) I wish.

Avatar

sootyj

  • Saturday 11th February 2012, 5:53pm
  • England
  • 51287 posts
Quote: Kenneth @ February 8 2012, 12:15 PM GMT

Not true. James Cotter at age 20 is almost the next Ray Winstone, by which I mean my mum wants to have rough unprotected sex with him

Nothing special about that

Avatar

reds

  • Sunday 12th February 2012, 10:04am
  • Australia
  • 2625 posts

Marketers/ advertisers who target everything towards Mothers.

What about Dads, single people or couples who don't have kids. We buy stuff to.

Avatar

Tursiops

  • Sunday 12th February 2012, 10:56am
  • Welwyn Garden City, England
  • 9728 posts
Quote: reds @ February 12 2012, 10:04 AM GMT

Marketers/ advertisers who target everything towards Mothers.

What about Dads, single people or couples who don't have kids. We buy stuff to.

Yes those bastards at Pampers are worst. Angy

Avatar

reds

  • Sunday 12th February 2012, 11:09am
  • Australia
  • 2625 posts
Quote: Timbo @ February 12 2012, 10:56 AM GMT

Yes those bastards at Pampers are worst. Angy

I'm not as bothered if it's a specific product aimed at a small child. It does annoy me though when they advertise products like heart burn medication and dish washing tablets as "buy this- Mums do".

Avatar

Harridan

  • Sunday 12th February 2012, 11:19am
  • England
  • 3169 posts
Quote: reds @ February 11 2012, 1:37 PM GMT

People who get cranky because you ask them not to call you early in the morning about something that can wait a few hours.

And by the same token people who call you late at night just for a chat and then blame you for already having been asleep! I start work at the crack of dawn and my sister calls me at least once a month at 11:30pm and then accuses me of being an old fart for thinking it's rude! Grr

Avatar

reds

  • Sunday 12th February 2012, 11:34am
  • Australia
  • 2625 posts
Quote: Harridan @ February 12 2012, 11:19 AM GMT

And by the same token people who call you late at night just for a chat and then blame you for already having been asleep! I start work at the crack of dawn and my sister calls me at least once a month at 11:30pm and then accuses me of being an old fart for thinking it's rude! Grr

Yea. I'm often still up at that hour but still annoys me if people text or call. Mostly because I go into a slight panic thinking something is wrong. If something was urgent like you're in trouble, hurt or just really need someone to talk to then I don't care what time it is. Otherwise wait until a reasonable hour.

Share this page