Things that piss you off Page 11

you need more space man man

I wouldn`t get pissed off in space.

It`d be the lack of oxygen that`d do it for me!

That & the unavailability of chocolate.

There is no unavailability of chocolate in space. There's Mars, Milky Way...


And you people wonder why you've not been commissioned yet... :P

What????? This is cutting edge stuff you know.

And what's happened to Carol?

Did she choke on the orange??????

Don't forget toffe crisp, thats the planet were I come from.

I don't know if anyones said this yet but the thing that really rattles my brick is when various shops and shopping centres put up christmas decorations and start selling asorted christmas products around three months before christmas day. Santa must be turning in his grave...thats right he's dead, he had an heart attack whilst running away from the local reprobates.

Haven't they started already? Leaving it a bit late this year aren't they?

I bloody hate all that surrounds Christmas... i just enjoy seeing my family all together on one day (arguing albeit but together).

Christmas songs should NOT be allowed in shops till December...not September! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :@

Don't get me wrong I do enjoy certain aspects about christmas, the snow, when it does snow which it probably hasn't for a long time, the recieving of gifts, and just the general atmosphere really. But the consumerism is something that does get to me around that time, it just gets far too much, although I do realise I write recieving gifts and consumerism in the same sentence, I don't care, I like it when people give me things. Bah, Hum Bug!

There's some bloke who does celebrate Christmas everyday. keeps decorations all year and dresses like Santa I understand. Maybe he should have just one day off a year.

How can you not like Christmas...don't you know it is a time for giving, a time for getting, a time for forgiving and yes, a time for forgetting. Christmas is love. Christmas is peace - a time for hating and fighting to cease.

Quote: David Chapman @ May 9, 2007, 8:58 PM

There is no unavailability of chocolate in space. There's Mars, Milky Way...

You mean they're still called that... and not named after an awful American version?

I really liked 'Marathon'... dammit! And 'Opal Fruits'...


And please no-one ask if anyone remembers 'Spangles'. We ALL remember 'Spangles'... even if some of us are too young to have actually eaten them. :D

I liked the orange ones.

Mr Goldsmith, do us a favour and change that avatar.

Things that piss me off:- Trying to look on a comedy website at work and have my Director think I'm looking a gay porn.


Hmmm... do you... or your director have homophobic tendencies then?

How's that?

Don't talk to me again though... I find your tone and manner offensive!