Daftest comedy catchphrase

I would go for 'Nobody here but us chickens' from Nightingales

Has anybody seen my teeth - The Grumbleweeds.

Quote: Griff @ December 17 2009, 11:09 PM GMT

I could crush a grape.

Eranu.

Knickers knackers knockers.

Mehhh!

Tom's putting it in now.

IMO Stu Francis's daftest was 'Ooh I could test drive a Tonka' :D

"You can't hit me, I'm a haemophiliac!"

"What a ruddy nuisance!"

"I'll thank you not to bait me."

"Whither the Wensleydale. Mother?"

"Oh stuff it then!"

"Tickle me turn-ups."

"Was it the bailiffs, Father?"

"Don't just stand there, f**k it!"

"Garlic bread?"

"No, I'm certainly not going to Wareham!"

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 18 2009, 12:29 AM GMT

"You can't hit me, I'm a haemophiliac!"

I always said you were a little bleeder, turns out your a big bleeder.

[quote name="Tim Walker" post="563853" date="December 18 2009, 12:29 AM GMT"No, I'm certainly not going to Wareham!"[/quote]
Well you can't go naked!

But Sootyj's would be.

"Where's me washboard?"

And from the Afghani version of In Sickness and in Health

"Stone the hoes!"

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 18 2009, 12:29 AM GMT

"Tickle me turn-ups."

:D Where the hell is that from?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 18 2009, 8:37 AM GMT

:D Where the hell is that from?

I don't know, I think I made it up. Errr

"I'll buy that for a dollar!" - Robocop

I heard that - pardon?!

Oh, Lucas has arrived. The BCG's Tony Almeida to Chipolata's Jack Bauer.

Quote: chipolata @ December 18 2009, 10:47 AM GMT

Oh, Lucas has arrived. The BCG's Tony Almeida to Chipolata's Jack Bauer.

That's very reasonable. Tony's cool. Bauer's all haggard looking.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 18 2009, 10:52 AM GMT

That's very reasonable. Tony's cool. Bauer's all haggard looking.

I knew as soon as I'd posted it I'd made a terrible error of judgement. I stand by my mistakes, though.

Quote: chipolata @ December 18 2009, 10:54 AM GMT

I knew as soon as I'd posted it I'd made a terrible error of judgement. I stand by my mistakes, though.

That's what she said.

Ah good, here they are, the BCG's answer to Hinge & Bracket.

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'Chip & John Lucas prepare for whimsical hilarity.'

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 18 2009, 10:45 AM GMT

I don't know, I think I made it up. Errr

Didn't Wurzel Gummage say 'tickle me turnips' to that little girl? :O